on the topic of rootbeer...
A: It's beer, made from roots. You can eat roots if you peel off the skin. Roots are the bottoms of trees.
discussing the spider in the jar...
C: How come spiders die in water?
Me: It's not water, it's alcohol.
C: Oh, it's ear alcohol. Qtips have germs on them, and they've been in the alcohol, so the spider dies from the germs.
Hmm, not exactly, but be sure to wash your hands just in case!
A: Scorpions aren't spiders, they don't have eight legs. They have stingers.
C: Oh, they're like bumblebees. And mosquitos.
A: Mosquitos don't sting, they poke.
C (knowingly): They're like half scorpion, half bumblebee.
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