Friday Movie --Part IV

There are two movies I have on both VHS and DVD. This is one of them. I thought of my favorite lines and almost ordered a copy of the script. So funny...so subtle...such wit and charm all rolled into one 122 min. cinematic delight. (*hint* This is an "oldie" --pre 70s. Yes, over 30 years old. I imagine it was quite the thing in its day.)

Did you ever sell used cars?
No, sir.
I've got a hunch you missed your calling.

It looks like the Good Humor man.

I wonder where he left his truck?

The only requisition that's been filled is the requisition for more requisition papers.

you can't win, my friend, you can't win

you can't win, so why even try?

if you're lucky enough to live through today,

tomorrow you will die. (sung)

The toilet paper requisition scene.

Mr. Stobel, there's only one way to live with this situation: it's like watching a strip teaser, Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off.

(to paraphrase Mr. Churchill)
Never have so few stolen so much from so many.

Can this boat go down?

Like a rock.

I believe we'll get through if the good Lord puts His mind to it. Of course, He'll have to give us his undivided attantion.

In confusion there is profit.

I'd like to think we can, but then I'm an incurable optimist.

There are two simple ways to get money: steal it or marry it.

Women?
Wow! Now, that's what I call scavenging!
(the look)
Uh, what I meant, sir, is I'm sure there must be something they could be used for.
I can think of any number of uses, but not here and not now. Mr. Stobel, Lt. Holden's influence over you is beginning to worry me. I suggest you "wow" less and "tcht, tcht" a little more.

We're well acquainted with the facts of life.

So are the men, Major, I'm simply trying to avoid any exchange of information.

If one is bad luck, what do you think five will bring?

What do you want me to do? Throw them overboard?

It's something to think about...

A girl just doesn't get into any man's pajamas.

If the man's not in them, what's the harm?

A woman just shouldn't mess around with a man's machinery.

The last thing the men on this boat need is encouragement.

The unfortunate thing about command is the responsibilities outweigh the privledges.

"Seaman Hornsby" ... sa la mat!

Have you ever been to Las Vegas?

'Cause up there the boys would say you're trying to make your point the hard way.

See, when a girl's under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere inbetween she's fair game.

Okay. So this is a long one. I really will be suprised if y'all come up with it. *sorry* It's a family favorite, but I'm not sure how well known it is. I think I love it not only for the wry wit contained therein, but for the message of persistance even in the face of outrageous obstacles. Take what's given you and make the best of it...even better, take some initiative and create something you need from what you've already got. "I doubt Sam Stevens would have approved of using mast irons that way..." If you know your objective and you keep going toward it, no matter what distractions or how curvacious of a course you take, you'll get there. Phew! Good luck!! You've really got to see this one to appreciate the story and all of the subtle hilarity.

yes, it is a military based movie.--no more hints!!

remember-if you know it, share a fav scene...if you don't...keep guessing!